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Went out drinking with a coupel of friends from out of town at a bar. We got wasted but were able to make it home okay. As soon as we got through the door she had to make a mad dash to the bathroom to go pee. So im a few steps behind her and when i get to the bathroom, she had accidentally lifted up the hamper and was peeing in there. Next morning when i go to pick her up, she's fighting with the manager that some maid came in while she was out and pissed all over her clothes. I had to tell her, it was her and i even showed her a pic i took off my phone.

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June 13, 2011 at 11:20 am by bestbarstories in - HappyHour

Puking in my mom's brand new Ford Windstar Mini Van after my buddies wedding reception! My g/friend was driving, tried to pull over a few times so I could puke, I wouldn't then all of a sudden I hack right in the van! Kind of sucked that i had to clean it up with one hell of a hangover the next day!

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June 13, 2011 at 11:21 am by bestbarstories in - Parties

I dont know if this is my "best" story, but its certainly crazy. Mind you this is after sharing half a bottle of rum, and a bottle of vodka with just one other person. So it starts out with me wandering around the back yard, apparently looking for something I lost and being very upset about it...somehow I end up under the back porch, and then I fell and start rolling around in the dirt. After doing this, I crawled out towards the steps and started screaming about how the world was spinning and ripping grass out of the ground. Finally I was coaxed to come sit up on the porch steps, and at that point I demanded a glass of water. My nice friend brings it to me, and I go to drink it and just dump it over my head and demand more...they say it happened three times before they stopped bringing me the water. I guess I wasnt able to be convinced to come in for about an hour or two. Once inside, I grabbed a bag of shreaded cheese out of the fridge, put some on bread and ate it then stumbled up to bed(why I would choose to eat that, I have no idea). I layed in bed for probably less than five minutes, leaned over my bed and puked all over the floor. Then rolled back over and went to sleep. Definitely a night I regret for acting like such a fool...but its pretty funny thinking back on it now.

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June 13, 2011 at 11:21 am by bestbarstories in - DUI

urning 21 gives you a 75% more chance of getting a DUI because now you can do it in public away from your house or friends house... But anyway drunk as hell Im a veteran so there is a fire house near an area im vacationing. It reads VFD and im a member of the VFW and decide to go in for a couple of casual drinks because i thought it was a VFW, im waisted and left my G/F in the car, being a gentlemen making sure its open... Im walking around, in the garage, threw the offices looking for the bar... Im pacing looking at the awards and pictures, still strolling when i come up on a lounge area with a TV. So i decide to have a seat and watch a little TV with the two fire fighters who are on the other couch's dead asleep. Im contemplating waking them up and asking where the bar is but at the same time im asking myself.... Why is there fire engines here??? So i take another look around and it finally dawns on my dumb drunk *** that its a volunteer fire department and as im walking out of the station at 3:00 in the morning the alarm goes off and needless to say take it easy while your out there...

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June 13, 2011 at 11:21 am by bestbarstories in - DUI

my wife's family I can talk about something gross and they make that disgusting gag sound wanna smack the people her little sister does that goes ech ech. oh comon you arn't really gaggin just being silly. but she still throws up when she eats too much birthday cake and candy. must be nice.. instead of like me after drinking like 12-15 shots of mint snapps one night.. oh that was "minty" going back up too LOL.. That was crazy story went out with a friend and we drank tons of shots. .it was like goldslagger and snapps i think it was called wild horses. or was it goldslagger and snapps and jagermeister mixed together or something like that stayed out all night had to work at 6am. made it to work only horked like 2x and my boss let me leave at like 8:30 and never sceduled me to work mornings ever again.. I guess I was minty all around. LOL I woulda been fine if I coulda slept it off.

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June 13, 2011 at 11:16 am by bestbarstories in - HappyHour