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I was out with a buddy of mine,his wife and sister...we wound up at a bar with a live band.This was around 9pm and we had started around 1. I started doing shots of tequila and after about 4 I remembered I had my gun in the car.I went out and started shooting at some bottles in the grass.My buddy came out and told me he could hear it over the band and made me put it back in the glove box.
Then there was the time my girlfriend and I had been drinking shots of tequila and she decided she wanted to swim to an island off the causeway.While I was trying to keep her from drowning herself a cop pulled up.Luckily I wasn't smashed and he let me get her into the car and leave.
I don't drink tequila anymore
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June 13, 2011 at 11:22 am by bestbarstories
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One Halloween when I was in college all of my buddies and I decided to go out dressed as hooters waitresses. After drinking for many many hours one of my friends found a pair of handcuffs in the random house we were in. Obviously he thought it would be a good idea to handcuff himself. Once he realized nobody had the key to the handcuffs he ran out of the house and towards a cop car outside a nearby bar. He ran up to the cop wasted and dressed as a hooters waitress and proceeded to ask the police officer to take off his handcuffs. The cop looked at him really confused and noticed that he actually had one standard police issue handcuffs. Surprisingly the cop took off the cuffs and he took off running into the night before any questions could be asked.
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June 13, 2011 at 11:21 am by bestbarstories
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