Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.
Joyce Brothers
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June 15, 2011 at 3:51 am by admin in - FunnyQuotes [+]
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Ozzy Osbourne
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June 15, 2011 at 3:51 am by admin in - FunnyQuotes [+]
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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June 15, 2011 at 3:50 am by admin in - FunnyQuotes [+]
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An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Charles Darwin
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June 15, 2011 at 3:50 am by admin in - FunnyQuotes [+]
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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June 15, 2011 at 3:50 am by admin in - FunnyQuotes [+]
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A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Samuel Johnson
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June 15, 2011 at 3:50 am by admin in - FunnyQuotes [+]
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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
Joe E. Lewis
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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
Jim Bishop
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June 15, 2011 at 3:49 am by admin in - FunnyQuotes [+]
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Last October I was at my friend Mary's house, and some other friends & I got drunk. Mary went to her girlfriend's house for something, and we all decided to clean & rearrange her whole house. That was crazy
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June 13, 2011 at 11:37 am by bestbarstories in - Random [+]
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I woke up in the gutter with a lamp shade on my head and and red clown shoes on my feet.
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